His Orange Jerk

His Orange Jerk searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Orange Jerk searched for a ball to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

His Orange Jerk craved for a teapot that they would occasionally smash. It would be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot being the item selected.

His Orange Jerk always kept a block of cheese that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

His Orange Jerk desperately craved for a chocolate bar to annihilate It might be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Orange Jerk desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.