The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Different Jerk desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Different Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It was a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Different Jerk desperately searched for a helmet that they would share. It might be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Jerk desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It might be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Different Jerk desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.