Little Jerk

Little Jerk often carried a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Little Jerk often carried a condom that they would often break. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A condom was the item that was selected.

Little Jerk found a dildo that they liked to share. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Little Jerk always kept a cup that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to opt for.

Little Jerk desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Little Jerk looked for a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.