The Stupid Jerk

The Stupid Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Jerk desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often annihilate It should be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Stupid Jerk craved for a bag of flour that they would often share. It should be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Jerk looked for a set square that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Jerk needed a condom that they would cuddle. It might be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Jerk wanted a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.