The Silly Jerk

The Silly Jerk had a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Jerk desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It would be a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Silly Jerk desperately looked for a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.

The Silly Jerk always carried a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Jerk desperately wanted a sponge that they would hug. This could be considered a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sponge of all things.

The Silly Jerk found a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a mug having that done to it