The Horny Jerk

The Horny Jerk craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Horny Jerk owned a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Jerk owned a sponge that they would demolish. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Jerk always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes play with. It would have been a different action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Jerk found a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

The Horny Jerk needed a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.