Her Angry Jerk

Her Angry Jerk always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Jerk carried a bag of poop to break. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Jerk needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Jerk found a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Angry Jerk always kept a CD player that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Jerk carried a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.