The Crypting Jerk

The Crypting Jerk found a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Jerk always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Jerk desperately looked for a sword to drop. It should be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A sword is the item to select.

The Crypting Jerk searched for a set square that they would sometimes play with. It is a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item selected.

The Crypting Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider to drop. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Crypting Jerk desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.