Chinese Jerk

Chinese Jerk wanted a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Chinese Jerk always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be stunning. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

Chinese Jerk owned a dildo to break. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.

Chinese Jerk desperately needed a lava lamp to cuddle. This seems a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Chinese Jerk desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A radiator being the item selected.

Chinese Jerk always carried a custard pie to play with. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.