Careful Jerk

Careful Jerk needed a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. A spade was the chosen thing.

Careful Jerk had a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. It should be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Careful Jerk desperately desired a melon to share. This seems to be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Careful Jerk owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Careful Jerk found a painting of a melon that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Careful Jerk always carried a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.