A Talented Jerk

A Talented Jerk carried a stapler that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.

A Talented Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would cuddle. It would have been a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

A Talented Jerk always carried a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

A Talented Jerk looked for a custard pie to break. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Talented Jerk always had with them a radiator that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Talented Jerk carried a toilet brush that they would hug. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.