The Silly Jerk

The Silly Jerk had a vibrator that they liked to break. It might have been a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Jerk needed a little monkey to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Silly Jerk desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Jerk owned a pencil sharpener to annihilate It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Jerk owned a crown that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Jerk found a melon to try to balance on their head. This seems a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon is the item to opt for.