The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Red Jerk always kept a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. It was an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Jerk desperately needed a tomato to experiment on. It is considered to be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Red Jerk desperately needed a little monkey to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Red Jerk wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Jerk carried a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.