The Crypting Jerk

The Crypting Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Jerk found a computer that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item selected.

The Crypting Jerk desired a lava lamp that they would drop. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Jerk needed a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a different proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Jerk desperately wanted a teapot that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.