His Retarded Jerk

His Retarded Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Retarded Jerk desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. It should be an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Retarded Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

His Retarded Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awesome. A rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Jerk desired a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Jerk desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.