Their Big Jerk

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Their Big Jerk wanted a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Big Jerk looked for a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Their Big Jerk searched for a crown to put up their bum. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Their Big Jerk needed a set square that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set square is the thing to select.

Their Big Jerk wanted a melon to worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

Their Big Jerk often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.