My Foolish Jerk

My Foolish Jerk desperately desired a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Jerk desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

My Foolish Jerk always kept a set of lego that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

My Foolish Jerk had a CD player that they sometimes break. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Foolish Jerk desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cup is the thing to choose.

My Foolish Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a new exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.