The Famous Jerk

The Famous Jerk desired a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Jerk searched for a can of coke that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Famous Jerk looked for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was magnificent. A pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Famous Jerk looked for a helmet that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Famous Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Jerk craved for a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.