The Fucking Jerk

The Fucking Jerk always kept a piece of paper to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Fucking Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Jerk always had with them a wig to hug. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Jerk searched for a pen that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Jerk had a set of lego to annihilate It would have been a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Fucking Jerk desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.