His Fucking Jerk

His Fucking Jerk desperately craved for a melon that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Jerk always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Fucking Jerk needed a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

His Fucking Jerk desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Jerk needed a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.

His Fucking Jerk owned a condom that they would often cuddle. It should be an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.