The Special Jerk

The Special Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Jerk had a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

The Special Jerk craved for a bottle of coke to smash. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Special Jerk always kept a stretchman to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Special Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Special Jerk desperately needed a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.