The Troubled Jerk

The Troubled Jerk always kept a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a weird activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Troubled Jerk always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Jerk desperately desired a sword to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Jerk always kept a cup that they sometimes break. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was stunning. A cup being the thing selected.

The Troubled Jerk always carried a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.