Her Orange Jerk

Her Orange Jerk desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Her Orange Jerk carried a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Her Orange Jerk desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. It should have been an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Jerk desperately desired a set square that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Jerk always carried a big sponge that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Her Orange Jerk wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a different operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be out of this world. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.