A Confused Jerk

A Confused Jerk always kept a melon to put on his head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.

A Confused Jerk searched for a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Jerk found a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

A Confused Jerk desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Jerk craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It is a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Jerk found a set square to share. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.