A Bum Loving Jerk

A Bum Loving Jerk wanted a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Jerk desperately desired a pint of cider to annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Jerk desperately looked for a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Jerk always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Jerk searched for a set square that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set square would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Jerk always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.