Horny Jerk

Horny Jerk had a crown that they sometimes worship. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Horny Jerk searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Jerk searched for a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Horny Jerk desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often eat. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Horny Jerk desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

Horny Jerk always kept a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.