Her Careful Jerk

Her Careful Jerk desired a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Her Careful Jerk desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally share. It might have been a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Her Careful Jerk desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Jerk desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Her Careful Jerk desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Jerk owned a little monkey that they liked to embrace. This seems a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to choose.