My Big Jerk

My Big Jerk owned a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

My Big Jerk needed a block of cheese that they would often hug. It should be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Big Jerk searched for a set square that they liked to hug. It would be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

My Big Jerk desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Big Jerk searched for a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

My Big Jerk wanted a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.