My Funny Jerk

My Funny Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

My Funny Jerk always carried a teapot that they would cuddle. It should have been a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Funny Jerk always had with them a radiator to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Funny Jerk often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.