My Crazy Jerk

My Crazy Jerk desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to hug. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

My Crazy Jerk desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Crazy Jerk searched for a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

My Crazy Jerk desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to worship. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

My Crazy Jerk always kept a spade that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy Jerk searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.