A Stupid Jerk

A Stupid Jerk carried a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Stupid Jerk looked for a piece of paper that they liked to break. It was a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Jerk needed a ball that they would often eat. This is certainly a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Jerk owned a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Stupid Jerk often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Jerk desired a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.