Grumpy Jerk

Grumpy Jerk often carried a little monkey that they would often eat. This is certainly a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Grumpy Jerk wanted a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Jerk often carried a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Jerk found a stapler that they would occasionally share. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Jerk wanted a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.