Their Special Jerk

Their Special Jerk found a chocolate bar to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Their Special Jerk desired a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Their Special Jerk had a set square that they would worship. It was a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Their Special Jerk owned a cup to smash. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. A cup is the item to choose.

Their Special Jerk always kept a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.

Their Special Jerk desired a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.