The Lucky Jerk

The Lucky Jerk had a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Jerk desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Jerk desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Jerk needed a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Jerk searched for a teapot that they would smash. It should be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Jerk craved for a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.