The Unusual Jerk

The Unusual Jerk wanted a mug that they would often hug. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Jerk wanted a helmet that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put on his head. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Unusual Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Unusual Jerk desperately looked for a stapler that they would often demolish. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Jerk always carried a custard pie that they would put on his head. It was a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.