A Different Jerk

A Different Jerk always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It would be a different proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Different Jerk desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Jerk needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

A Different Jerk craved for a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Jerk desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often smash. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Different Jerk desperately wanted a hat to rub on his belly. It would be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.