The Bewildered Jerk

The Bewildered Jerk craved for a wig to experiment on. It was considered to be a funny thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Jerk often carried a tomato that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

The Bewildered Jerk searched for a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Jerk looked for a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Jerk had a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Jerk desired a mug that they would often smash. It should be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.