My Angry Jerk

My Angry Jerk found a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Angry Jerk had a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Jerk found a wig that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

My Angry Jerk carried a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

My Angry Jerk desperately wanted a set of lego that they would eat. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing selected.