My Square Jerk

My Square Jerk always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

My Square Jerk desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. It might have been an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Square Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they would drop. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Square Jerk desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Square Jerk desired a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Square Jerk had a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.