The Handsome Jerk

The Handsome Jerk found a sword that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Jerk desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Jerk always carried a dildo that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman to smash. It might be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

The Handsome Jerk desired a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Jerk always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.