The Funny Jerk

The Funny Jerk always had with them a sponge that they would put down their trousers. It was a strange action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to select.

The Funny Jerk needed a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Jerk searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It was an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it

The Funny Jerk always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Funny Jerk always had with them a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Jerk looked for a radiator that they would often worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.