Horny Jerk

Horny Jerk wanted a computer to put on his head. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Horny Jerk owned a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.

Horny Jerk found a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Horny Jerk always had with them a condom that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A condom would be the item that was selected.

Horny Jerk desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

Horny Jerk craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.