The Colourful Jerk

The Colourful Jerk searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Colourful Jerk desperately craved for a dildo that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Colourful Jerk looked for a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A mug being the thing opted for.

The Colourful Jerk had a cucumber that they would often annihilate This seems to be an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Jerk desperately wanted a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It was considered to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Colourful Jerk craved for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It would be an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.