The Scary Jerk

The Scary Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

The Scary Jerk searched for a porno magazine to smash. This is certainly an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Scary Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they would embrace. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Scary Jerk often carried a set of lego that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Scary Jerk often carried a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.