A Cute Jerk

A Cute Jerk owned a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was selected.

A Cute Jerk craved for a stretchman that they liked to eat. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

A Cute Jerk desired a big sponge that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Cute Jerk owned a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

A Cute Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Cute Jerk always had with them a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It is a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.