A Fucking Jerk

A Fucking Jerk craved for a stretchman that they would break. This seems a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Jerk searched for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Jerk searched for a custard pie that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

A Fucking Jerk desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Fucking Jerk needed a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It should be an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

A Fucking Jerk needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.