Her Bewildered Jerk

Her Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they would worship. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

Her Bewildered Jerk craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Jerk craved for a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Jerk always kept a stapler that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

Her Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. A painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.