My Crypting Jerk

My Crypting Jerk always had with them a ball to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Jerk looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Crypting Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman that they would share. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Jerk always carried a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Jerk desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Crypting Jerk needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.