The Chinese Jerk

The Chinese Jerk desperately searched for a set of lego that they would demolish. It might have been an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Chinese Jerk wanted a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Jerk always carried a little monkey that they would play with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It would have been an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Jerk wanted a spade that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.