The Adventurous Jerk

The Adventurous Jerk always carried a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was exciting. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Jerk found a cucumber that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Adventurous Jerk craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Jerk carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Adventurous Jerk desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

The Adventurous Jerk desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was stunning. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.